Not-So-Smart Cars

As I'm sure you all know, the smart car is one of the smallest little thangs on the road. And to be honest, I'm very skeptical when it comes to a car in which your knees are the crumple zone.

Well, I'm not here to discuss the awesomness or not-so-awesomeness of smart cars. I'm here to point and laugh at smart cars, and other ridiculous breeds. Hehehe...

Below is the conventional smart car, doing speeds of at least 3 miles per hour. Look at the guy inside. Is he similing? No. He's wincing because the car is so damn small. But actually, I've done a little research, and found out that the tallest person able to fit in a smart car comfortably is just over 6 feet tall. Okay. Fine, you win, spacious stupid car.

Okay, the car wins. But, let's have a look and ridicule at some other 'feats' of engineering!

I mean, what the hell is this thing? Although it has the best colour in the world, it is also taking that cheesey pose of 'I'm a small car, but look at how fast I can go!' Makes me sick, it does... I mean, look! The wheels are about the same size as the car itself! He's blatantly resting his legs on the engine. Hang on! It's the same guy from the smart car picture! He's wearing the same shirt, same haircut... Hmm... Maybe they use this guy for small car advertising because he has ridiculously small legs. Or no standards. C'mon, really? Call that a car? Peh.

Who Wears the Trousers?

So, I'm sure a lot of people have been wondering who wears the trousers in the Goshdarn relationship. Well, these shocking images will give you your answers...




Unfortunately, we couldn't hide our true selves forever - with the paprazzi following us everywhere, something was bound to slip. And this was it... Well, at least now we know who's the REAL man in this duo.

Christmas is Coming!

The goose is getting fat, as they say in the song.

So, it finally dawned on me - it's that time of the year. I wasn't very sure before, but now that me and Sam have started to think about our CHRISTMAS SPECIAL VIDEO everything seems to be falling into place.

This year's video is going to be no dissapointment! We've written... Well, should I really say? Okay, fine. We've written a song about Christmas. It's awesome. I'm saying no more... Despite the fact that I really want to write all about how awesome it's going to be.

So, you'll hopefully have seen our new video by now. If not, here it is:



Although we filmed that ages ago, we've only just uploaded it due to reasons that Sam has already explained. And despite common belief and urban legend, we're not throwing in the towel yet. Unfortunately for you guys.

I've come to a quick conclusion that Sam and I need to make a promo video for the new website. It's hard to gauge how many people are visiting it for two reasons...
a) Because we have no hit counter... Although I'll put one on now that I think about it...
b) Because not everybody that visits leaved a comment. Please leave a comment.

I think that's everything covered for now... Erm, hopefully we'll have the Christmas video up on time. Or at least by New Year...

-Tom