Sam's on speakerphone to me right now, and we're going to engage in a super-cool rap battle for y'all.
Tom:
I'm a hippety hop,
Won't stop 'til I drop,
Badass kinda dude,
And I am super rude,
So prepare to be nanged,
Cuz here come my gang,
We're gonna pwn you,
There's nuffin yous can do!
Sam:
You know I don't stand for your bizzle,
Because I'm the rizzle nizzle fizzle,
I like to play with the dawgs,
Because they don't judge me for who I am,
My jeans aren't too tight,
To contain all my might,
You're gonna get beat-down,
When I'm around town.
Tom:
I'll pop a cap in your face!
Sam:
I'll get you with a large mace!
I'll beat you in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Tom:
Yes, you're probably correct because I've never played it.
Sam just realised that we could turn this into a video! It'd be awesome!
Thanks for listening, peace out dawgs!
-Goshdarn
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LOL
If I am not mistaken, Benedict XVI - who is a fashion Pope - has issued a decree (or Motu Proprio) that an unimpeachable Urban Dictionary should be available on the Internet. Otherwise, I wouldn't have understood a word of what these (apparent) vandals/noblemen were trying to express! Now, I can throw on the bonfire my 20 volumes of The Oxford English Dictionary…
Poor English language, so cultured and refined, what have these barbarians done to you? And I am not referring to the Americans! :D
But I must confess that when I understood this Battle Rap, I laughed a lot.
A video of the rappers in an alley would be great!
I can think of an idea that you may find funny. It would be two gangs: a gang of Sams and a gang of Toms, each with a leader. It would be hilarious! What do you think?
Anyway, it's just an idea. You have a better imagination than I do.
Keep creating, my friends!
Nice idea Fernando! But we'd have to get loadsa people who look like me and Tom, or get some good editing equipment...
-Sam
Is Goshdarn PC or MAC? There are two ways you could accomplish it .. well three if you knew loads of people that looked like you both ...which I am thinking, probably not. lol.
PC, and we're hoping to get some new software so we can edit in HD! (yay)
-Tom
Sam, you're absolutely right, my friend! I never think about things that seem plausible. I am a little fanciful. But you can stay calm because I've already fallen off the flying dragon and my mate Atreyu now works in a service area. Globalization has affected Fantasia, it has now become a casino…
I sought to find an excuse to try out this funny effect where you would be multiplied. There are video softwares that can do it: cut and embed in the same screen.
Anyway, it was a comment on the sidelines. Ignore me and stay happy with your work.
-Fernando
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