Friday, 19 December 2008

Not-So-Smart Cars

As I'm sure you all know, the smart car is one of the smallest little thangs on the road. And to be honest, I'm very skeptical when it comes to a car in which your knees are the crumple zone.

Well, I'm not here to discuss the awesomness or not-so-awesomeness of smart cars. I'm here to point and laugh at smart cars, and other ridiculous breeds. Hehehe...

Below is the conventional smart car, doing speeds of at least 3 miles per hour. Look at the guy inside. Is he similing? No. He's wincing because the car is so damn small. But actually, I've done a little research, and found out that the tallest person able to fit in a smart car comfortably is just over 6 feet tall. Okay. Fine, you win, spacious stupid car.

Okay, the car wins. But, let's have a look and ridicule at some other 'feats' of engineering!

I mean, what the hell is this thing? Although it has the best colour in the world, it is also taking that cheesey pose of 'I'm a small car, but look at how fast I can go!' Makes me sick, it does... I mean, look! The wheels are about the same size as the car itself! He's blatantly resting his legs on the engine. Hang on! It's the same guy from the smart car picture! He's wearing the same shirt, same haircut... Hmm... Maybe they use this guy for small car advertising because he has ridiculously small legs. Or no standards. C'mon, really? Call that a car? Peh.

1 comment:

Fernando said...

Intelligence of machines = 1 -Intelligence of humans = 0
- I'm not a wise person and I want to buy this car.
- If you want to buy the bonsai-car, please before cut your legs. Thank you.
Sometimes(=always) technology forgotten its genuine utility... and doesn't take into consideration the dignity of unfortunate human users... //Human users: Lat. Homo. Omnivorous being. In some cases without a brain, or in default, with a latex brain.//

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