Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Happy New Year

I've just got back from Scotland after staying there for a few days, and was shocked at the fantastic response on the most recent blog topic! And also, a whopping 6 followers now! Granted, one of them is me, and another one is my brother, but still! Thanks to all who read this, and to all our loyal and supporting... Erm, supporters!

Just quickly, I'd like to wish everybody a Happy New Year - no doubt it's going to be the year of Goshdarn, as we have a few tricks up our sleeves. Hopefully. Well, once again, thanks to everyone, and enjoy your (probably) drunken evenings!


Sunday, 28 December 2008

Hate Mail

As some of you may know, several of our videos - but one in particular - is subject to an amazing amount of hateful comments. This video is called 'REAL GHOST FOOTAGE', and is one of my favourite Goshdarn videos.

If you haven't seen the video, here it is...

Anyway, I received a comment a while back from a user named Ryman120. He commented on the video saying this...

wow sutch nerds

And, as you do, I had to take this comment from a humorous point of view. Therefore, he was fairly miffed when I replied...

Nerdy enough to tell you that you spelt such wrong!

He really wasn't happy by this point, and so we had a lovely little conversation...

calling me a nerd? your the one who cares about spelling!and i didnt mean to press the T key you dumbassno backoff befor i kill you(might wana start sleaping with your light on)

And finally, I came back with...

Wow. Don't make me start on all the spelling and grammatical errors in that comment...

Anyways, I had totally forgot about this whole thing (I make so many witty comments in the average day that I can't keep tabs on all of them), so had a memory jog when I logged on to YouTube today, to find this message waiting for me...

rember me nerd!!!!!!hhahahahahahahah no one cares about spelling,ur just liek a 12 year old kid!!!!!so dont be trying to tell me what to do and how to spell i fininshed collage, and live in an apartment have friends,when u mover out and get a job? then we can talk =)

It actually wants to make me break down and cry - what is the world coming to, when a graduate of 'collage' can't spell. Or use correct grammar. It's shudder-worthy. Now, I know that isn't a real word, but I don't want to make Ryman120 feel that bad by being so literate.

I hope that douchebag reads this.


Thursday, 25 December 2008

Merry Christmas

I must be the saddest person in the world... It's Christmas Day and here I am - sitting with my laptop thinking about Goshdarn stuff...

So, as you may or may not have noticed, our promise of a Goshdarn Christmas Special fell through... Sorry about that. However, we do have some good news. But all will be revealed a bit later on.

Anywho, I just want to say merry Christmas to all our viewers and stuff, and we hope you're looking forward to what will hopefully be Goshdarn's most awesome year yet!


Sunday, 21 December 2008

He never stops....

I tell ya, Tom never stops. Every time I see him, he's all like "Sam, write on the blog! People want to know your thoughts!"

Tom. Nobody wants to know the dark creatures that are my thoughts. It would scar you. For life.

So anyway, I heard Christmas is coming up. That's pretty sweet. I enjoy holidays.

Damn. I can't think of anything more to say. So, instead of some interesting topic like smart cars or pictures of women with my face on, here is a picture of what happened the last time I tried to ask a girl out.

Have a wonderful Christmas. And if that's not exciting enough, we made a new song! About us! And our website!
Happy Holidays,

Friday, 19 December 2008

Not-So-Smart Cars

As I'm sure you all know, the smart car is one of the smallest little thangs on the road. And to be honest, I'm very skeptical when it comes to a car in which your knees are the crumple zone.

Well, I'm not here to discuss the awesomness or not-so-awesomeness of smart cars. I'm here to point and laugh at smart cars, and other ridiculous breeds. Hehehe...

Below is the conventional smart car, doing speeds of at least 3 miles per hour. Look at the guy inside. Is he similing? No. He's wincing because the car is so damn small. But actually, I've done a little research, and found out that the tallest person able to fit in a smart car comfortably is just over 6 feet tall. Okay. Fine, you win, spacious stupid car.

Okay, the car wins. But, let's have a look and ridicule at some other 'feats' of engineering!

I mean, what the hell is this thing? Although it has the best colour in the world, it is also taking that cheesey pose of 'I'm a small car, but look at how fast I can go!' Makes me sick, it does... I mean, look! The wheels are about the same size as the car itself! He's blatantly resting his legs on the engine. Hang on! It's the same guy from the smart car picture! He's wearing the same shirt, same haircut... Hmm... Maybe they use this guy for small car advertising because he has ridiculously small legs. Or no standards. C'mon, really? Call that a car? Peh.

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Who Wears the Trousers?

So, I'm sure a lot of people have been wondering who wears the trousers in the Goshdarn relationship. Well, these shocking images will give you your answers...

Unfortunately, we couldn't hide our true selves forever - with the paprazzi following us everywhere, something was bound to slip. And this was it... Well, at least now we know who's the REAL man in this duo.

Sunday, 14 December 2008

Christmas is Coming!

The goose is getting fat, as they say in the song.

So, it finally dawned on me - it's that time of the year. I wasn't very sure before, but now that me and Sam have started to think about our CHRISTMAS SPECIAL VIDEO everything seems to be falling into place.

This year's video is going to be no dissapointment! We've written... Well, should I really say? Okay, fine. We've written a song about Christmas. It's awesome. I'm saying no more... Despite the fact that I really want to write all about how awesome it's going to be.

So, you'll hopefully have seen our new video by now. If not, here it is:

Although we filmed that ages ago, we've only just uploaded it due to reasons that Sam has already explained. And despite common belief and urban legend, we're not throwing in the towel yet. Unfortunately for you guys.

I've come to a quick conclusion that Sam and I need to make a promo video for the new website. It's hard to gauge how many people are visiting it for two reasons...
a) Because we have no hit counter... Although I'll put one on now that I think about it...
b) Because not everybody that visits leaved a comment. Please leave a comment.

I think that's everything covered for now... Erm, hopefully we'll have the Christmas video up on time. Or at least by New Year...


Saturday, 13 December 2008


I have found the cable and edited the movie. And uploaded it! I'm freaking awesome!


Oh no...

I doubt anybody reads this.

Hi! It's me Sam!
And unfortunately, I haven't been able to edit on account of the fact that I cannot find the firewire cable, and are therefore unable to connect the camera to my PC.
As Tom said, we have a lot of footage, so as soon as I can, I'm gonna edit these badboys and upload them. I'm also really sorry that there's been no updates for ages....


Sunday, 30 November 2008

Dinner Date

I've just got back from Sam's house - his real house, not the crummy green shed he supposedly lives in - after indulging in a delicious meal with his family.
Some of you, by which I mean our two dedicated followers, may be wondering why we have not made a video since 'Uncut!', which admittedly seems like forever ago.
Well, we actually filmed a new video a good few weeks ago, but due to travel complications caused by my moving house - the effects are taking their toll - we have been unable to edit together. Good old Sam wouldn't be able to bare/bear (sp?) editting without me. Because if he screwed up, I'd slaughter him!
But don't worry, because today, as I said, I was round his house, and we intended to film another video AND edit both the new and old ones! However, due to technical errors, we were unable to do so. God hates us, basically.
So now we've got a good half an hour's worth of footage, and no video. But I've decided that Sam should just go ahead and edit without me - I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Hopefully a new video will be up soon. I can't hold the excitement in, so I'll tell you now, the two videos are called:
'Tom's Last Sleepover'
'Dinner Date'
So this blog title has a double meaning. Goshdarn - Always one step ahead!


Sunday, 26 October 2008

Discovery. Again.

What do you know? I'm back writing about stuff that nobody might be reading...

Well, we have one follower now, and he commented on our post, so yay!

I was going through the settings, and then I realised that I could disable this whole privacy thing, and so now comments can come through without you being a member of I think.

Also, I found that we can have a mailing list with ten people on it. I'm not sure if you'd want to, but if you email your email addresses to (there's a lot of G's in that...) then we'll add you to the mailing list, and you can get updates every time we post a new entry on the blog. As time goes on, this will include videos and behind the scenes photos and stuff like that. Although ten isn't very much, so I'm trying to make the limit higher.

That's pretty much it. If you're reading this... Please try out the comment system. It should come up in a little box when you click on the link below. Keep trying.

Oh, and one more thing, thanks for the great response on the new video, Uncut! If you haven't seen it yet, then you can click on the link at the top of the page to go to our YouTube channel, or click on the link to the right, or just watch it here:


Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Sudden Realisation!

Since we changed the website, we've been getting NO FEEDBACK about it, and that's a little upsetting, but then, because I'm a bright kinda guy, I realised why that is.

To comment or follow (Blogger's version of Subscribing) you need to have a Blogger account. This is easy is you have a Gmail account, like we do, but if you don't it's a bit trickier. But please, if you have the time, create an account just so we feel less like we're wasting our time with this new website dealy.

Much obliged!


Saturday, 18 October 2008

Uncut - New Movie

So, have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually be the legend that is, Goshdarn? Well now you can become ever closer to that dream, with an entire video, completely Uncut, and see the real personalities of Tom and Sam.

We thought it was pretty good...

Saturday, 11 October 2008

New Website

Mmmmmm... Bah bah... Oh yeah... New website. Mmmmm...

So then Tom was like, "Hey Sam, I have the answer to our website problems." And then he showed me this. To be honest, I wasn't impressed. But then we delved into the many options of, and saw that, maybe, it wasn't so bad, after all. Lol lol, brb =D

Tom: The one with the good grammar, that never uses emoticons in a situation as serious as this one! That's the Oxford English Dictionary definition of me. So, yeah. For a while now we've been trying to find an answer to our website problems, due to Freewebs not being so good, and taking ages to update... But then... Dun-dun-DUN! I stumbled across this badboy. And the Goshdarn website was reborn! (Yay...)

So, look around and enjoy the wonders. We worked pretty hard for this, so love it! We'll be putting links to YouTube stuff in shortly, so hang tight!