Friday, 13 March 2009

Cleansing Wipes and The One Word Game...

Tom! I tried that "never fail" kisssing technique! It didn't work. All I got was a slap in the face and a knife in the guts.... Damn, I'm good.

Here's a new video!


Cleansing Wipes from Goshdarn on Vimeo.

We've decided to write some more stuff. Well, I have. Tom. It's me writing at the moment. Okay... Ideas...

Let's justify the lateness of this video. Not that anybody noticed, but this video was supposed to be on the website yesterday (Thursday). But due to my [insert appropriate insults here] Interweb connection, and Sam's hectic extra-curricular schedule, it had to be pushed back. So there. But it'll be on YouTube tomorrow.

And now for a one word story! Huzzah! (Started with Sam, and then Tom, and yaddah yaddah yaddah.)

Once ... there ... was ... no ... narwhals ... and ... narwhals ... ruled ... nothing. Except ... nothing. Including ... a ... noob. He ... deershanked ... energy-legs ... resulting ... in ... Vietnamese ... rats ... swarming ... him.

Finish it yourself in the comment section. All 4 of you!

-Goshdarn

4 comments:

Fernando said...

A spot may be the cause of suicide in a young, narcissistic boy like Braaad. Such as ‘Picasso's blemish’ in an otherwise porcelain visage. Fortuitously, the exclusive Goshdarn Exfoliating Wipes are a perfect weapon to help prevent this depressing situation, to make you the ideal Don Juan for Suzy at the dance.

Yes, sir! I've run to the phone to order, in case of a beauty emergency, two units of this mind-boggling product that doesn't need to be injected or ingested [forced smile in front of the camera]. And with my purchase I will receive the free gift of a unique set of fishing knives! It's hard to believe! You should order now!

Due to the hilarious look of pain we see on the face of our beefy friend Braaad, we suspect that the packaging of the product says - in small letters - that the treatment is both traumatic and painful, and can bring some epidermal side effects such as high fever (or, ahem, jaundice), convulsions, and even death. But nobody can take away our delight when we look in the mirror and see that we are still Snow White. Oh, I mean Braaad…

(The substitution of voices creates an exaggerated contrast. That's pretty amusing! I love it!)

-Fernando

Fernando said...

P.S. Hahaha! I'm surprised! I never imagine that you play one of my favorite games! I just add a simple conjunction so that other continue…

Once ... there ... was ... no ... narwhals ... and ... narwhals ... ruled ... nothing. Except ... nothing. Including ... a ... noob. He ... deershanked ... energy-legs ... resulting ... in ... Vietnamese ... rats ... swarming ... him. Also…

:D

mirka said...

you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!!! lol



ok, fernando torres, lol!!!
Once ... there ... was ... no ... narwhals ... and ... narwhals ... ruled ... nothing. Except ... nothing. Including ... a ... noob. He ... deershanked ... energy-legs ... resulting ... in ... Vietnamese ... rats ... swarming ... him. Also … a ...

Goshdarn said...

Also... a... robot...